#incorrect sg1

[agent-troi]

Sam: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Jack: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Teal'c can fight in that dress either. Teal'c: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

[autistic-crypt1d]

Daniel: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Jack: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Sam walks in*

Jack: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

[bipolareffigy]

Logan, looking through binoculars at their target: I told you to bring something to amuse yourself. Wade, lying upside down in the passenger seat of the stakeout van: Being stuck at this stakeout is worse than being stuck in the apartment. I tell you last time I was this bored I took hostages. Logan: I was there.

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Daniel: how do you ask someone out?

Jack: well—

Sam: don’t listen to him. He waited 8 years and asked me out after my dad died and I almost married someone else.

Jack:…

Daniel:…

Daniel: but you said yes.

[historicgays]

Dutch: It's time for plan B.

Arthur: We have a plan B?

Dutch: No, but it's time for one.

[stargatesg-1obsessed]

Jack: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Daniel: And?

Jack: And you are.

[brigitoshaughnessy]

Sam and Jack’s first date. Probably.

Sam: “I appreciate what you’re trying to do here, Sir, really I do.”

Jack: “Yes, anything for you, Carter.”

Sam: “And you know how much I love Daniel and Teal’c, so it’s sweet that you invited them.”

Jack: “Hey, what���s not to love about Daniel and Teal’c?”

Sam: “But this might be the most unique date I’ve ever had.”

Jack: “Is that a good thing?”

Sam: “I gotta admit… it’s not bad.”

Jack: “Well, if you like this, you’re going to love what happens next.”

Sam: “Oh god, what?”

Jack: “I invited more friends.”

Sam: “Why?”

Jack: “For my magic show!”

Sam: “Oh my god, I’m in love with an idiot.”

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Jack and Daniel lying across the campfire from each other in dead silence:

Daniel: So how often do you think about the Roman empire?

Jack:

Jack sitting up in utter befuddlememt: Excuse me?

[inprogress-predicament]

[vantherelentless]

Ianthe: being stuck on this ship is Worse than being stuck on the Mithraeum. I tell you, the last time I was This Bored, I Took Hostages!

[cosmicgiddiness]

Jack, exploring an apparently deserted planet: Is anybody here?

Teal'c: I am here, O'Neill.

Jack:

Jack: Thank you, Teal'c.

Jack: Is anybody else here?

[agent-troi]

Teal'c: Why do you look like that? Sam, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? Teal'c: Like you’re dead. Sam: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Daniel: Sam accidentally called Jack “babe” in front of everyone today. Sam: *sobs into the floor*

[autistic-crypt1d]

Daniel: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Sam: What the- you can’t be here, you’re dead. I literally watched you die.

Daniel: Death is a social construct.

[only-in-december]

Literally no one has asked for this, but I have more Stargate incorrect quotes!!😁😁

(If anyone wants to use these to make edits, I wouldn’t complain...👀)

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Jack: It’s nice to be wanted you know

Daniel *pinching his nose in exasperation* : not by the law

[artistic-lightcycle]

Sam, on the phone: Colonel, you need to come to work!

Jack, looking at Daniel sleeping: I can't, the cat is sleeping on my chest.

Sam: Sir, you don't have a cat.